Friday, February 18, 2011

Movies On Friendships In School

good weekend! One step back

Good afternoon,
Airlines on behalf of Melasuda I welcome you aboard this flight 180211 bound Monday. The estimated duration of flight is 55 hours.

For reasons of insecurity and to prevent interference with the persons responsible, should / should not be heard for the exits and entrances. All the way do not forget that this is a well-deserved rest.
Please check with fun-loving, his hand in the form of Click to Playmobil and unresolved sexual tension as possible. We remind you that it is strictly banned smoking in bars. We feel that for that reason receive infinitely more unpleasant smell inside the premises but some people need time to deal with the smoke from the environment no longer exists to hide their lack of hygiene.

Following early morning hangovers standards we will make a demonstration on the location and use of emergency assistance, sofa / bed, blanket and analgesics. It is important not pay me no attention.

has three spaces into position horizontal (my imagination throws me any more but if I say find my twisted mind): living room, bedroom and the entire surface to its feet (only used in case of lack of space or the strength to get to a decent ). All of them duly marked with the word REST. Along the corridor you turn the light will find the door of escape.

The sofa is located in front of the TV, do not turn this device unless you can get bored. In that case, assume the risk and if it's your lucky day find the remote. Support your head on one side of the sofa, place your right hand in the stomach and swear never again to drink like a Cossack (know that nothing you say is true), put the blanket on your body and embrace the first pad by hand, or if his invisible friend is lucky to be human.

In case of loss of dignity, do not punish and think you are not alone. Do not attempt to recover some screwing up again still and pray that others do not remember anything. Delete all messages that possessed by Satan sent the night before and turn the phone to not know, no answer.

Please do not read my crap that are just a click away and enjoy your weekend.

Thank you for your attention and for choosing Melasuda Airlines

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